The time has come! One of us must claim the crown of season one, and wear it like a drunken oaf! Hold on to your inner tube, the tides of change are coming! ...
Sad that the magic is missing? Maybe you never had magic, or better yet magic never had you. Either way replacement magic is here for you! ...
Wait! What's that on the ground!? Is it a dead raccoon? Is it an invoice from Stuff and Things? Noo! It's a regular coin! ...
